December 2011
November 2011
- Emotionally: I’m done
- Mentally: I’m drained
- Spiritually: I'm dead
- Physically: I smile
Girls who are beautiful, and bitch 24/7 about how over weight and how un attractive they are piss me off.
AMEN. Shut the fuck up already.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
- Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
- Me: Please, god, no--
- Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
- Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
- Me: Please, guys, calm down--
- Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
- Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
- Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
- Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
- Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
- Me: I hate you all
- Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
- Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
- Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
- Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
- Uterus: You mother fuckers.
- Torso: CONTRACT!
- Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
- Brain: Me gusta.
I miss feeling like I actually mean something to somebody.
“Confessions at night in the dark always seemed more intimate than disclosure in the light of day.”
—
Karen Rose Smith
Heartfire
Caffeine fix.
Crucial. Can’t get up. Then I do and my head begins pounding.
Need. Coffee. Good coffee.
Oh and Happy Thanksgiving!
BEWARE of stage 5 clinger
HOLY JESUS.
It may be time to take a hint if any of the following apply to you:
- YOU TEXT SOMEONE OVER 5 TIMES A DAY GETTING NO RESPONSE - NOT OKAY
- CALLING THEM OVER 5 TIMES A DAY WITH NO ANSWER - NO, NOT OKAY
- LEAVING MULTIPLE VOICEMAILS ON THEIR ANSWERING MACHINE - NOT OKAY!!!
- CREEPING ON THEIR FACEBOOK, TWITTER, AND..oh I should probably stop now.
Really though, FOR FUCK’S SAKE TAKE A HINT.
That is all.
Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read it.
I do, I do, I do.
“The only rule is work. If you work it will lead to something. It’s the people who do all of the work all the time who eventually catch on to things.”
—
Sister Corita Kent, Immaculate Heart College Art Department Rules (via fieldstudy)
This will be my downfall and my saving grace.
(via chels)
“Being any kind of happy is better than being miserable about someone you can’t have.”
—Breaking Dawn
..I'm somewhere with you..
“If you’re going out
With someone new
I’m going out
With someone too
I won’t feel sorry for me
I’m getting drunk
But I’d much rather be
